I think I know why liberals hate the US Pledge of Allegiance. It’s because they don’t have their own. They seem frustrated lately with all the rhetoric puking from their blue stained offices, oops, I mean orifices. Ok, same thing. Their world is an enigmatic and contradictory world. Let’s see where all the rhetoric comes from:

In their world of confusion, liberals seldom have enough time to stop and think about their labors in the anti-Liberty agenda. They are scurrying to derail America and the Tea Party with their brand of civility.

 They are busy making sure that religion is demonized, Christmas is contemptible, and a Christian symbol somewhere is getting its share of urine.

They hold vigils for death row murderers, then express that their ideology is for the children while they delight in the sacrifice of their own bloodline, in the name of choice.

They turn racial diversity into a weapon of division instead of allowing it to be a blessing from unity. The racist strategies they have employed, reveal the real racists among us.

They broadcast the Constitution as unconstitutional, and then legislate from the bench.

They claim to support liberty, but then work behind closed doors to squash it.

They force major policies down our throats, and then claim to be democratic.

With their leader having terrorist connections, it’s easy to see why they see patriotic Americans as terrorists.

They say they are for the free market, but insist on nationalized institutions and businesses.

These are just a few of the responsibilities and challenges that the poor little sons-of-bitches have if they want to fundamentally change America. What we’ve seen thus far is only a prelude.     

                They are busy little donkeys, or is it asses?

                 You, the reader, know your patriotic self. If these people think you are their enemy, then just who the hell are these people? They answered it for us. They are our enemy. It is our duty to protect and defend the country when the threat comes from within.

                So here’s to the enemy hobbits, which, according to the NY vote result, will soon have to get their furry little legs back to the plantation, from whence they came.

To the comrades of stupidity, I give:

THE LIBERAL PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE,

I pledge allegiance, to the idea, of the Socialist States of America, and to Obama, for whom it exists, one regime, under rule, very divided, with oppression and injustice from the state.