Obama went to Israel and died there. The Israeli people said they could bury him or cremate him for $100.00 they told the American people that if they wanted Obama they can have his body for 1 million dollars. The American people decided to pay the 1 million dollars and the Israeli people asked why they wanted to pay 1 million dollars when they could do the same for $100.00. The American people spoke up and said 2000 years ago a person by the name of Jesus died there and came back to life and the American people said it would cost much less to pay the 1 million dollars because they could not afford it ,if he was to come back again!