According to how one believes mankind began, either in the Garden of Eden, or by primordial oozes evolving into the egocentric /altruistic beings that populate the planet Earth, mankind has always lived in a world of defecation. I tend to believe that Adam and Eve had to take care of business from time to time, and I also believe the primordial oozes were constantly in contact with this fact of life and if we came from that, we can survive in any situation on Earth.

I know you are probably thinking, “What is this all about?” Stay with me, I have a point to make.

I worry about our country, our way of life, and the future of our kids. I worry about our form of government and how we can survive if half the country wants something for free on the backs of the taxpayer. We are told that the free market is bad and socialism works. We all know that’s cattle defecate.

The free market has produced some very handy items. Take cars for example. Our societal interaction almost depends on cars. Computers have spoiled us and connected the world. The free market also produced one item that every American uses whether it belongs to them or not. This one item is an item that the owner is more than willing to share, toilet paper.

Rolled toilet paper is a more recent invention in our human evolution. Imagine that, humans lived without it for thousands of years until someone’s nose alerted them to the need of it. I guess societal functions back then had an atmosphere to remember.

Alcohol is believed to be a good social lubricant to improve social interaction, but I believe toilet paper usage tops alcohol in the interaction skills of today’s humans. Imagine the office without it. Imagine the elevator ride without it. I think you get the gist of it.

My point to make is this; when all of the factories have been shut down because of socialism and parasitical mindsets, who is going to make the toilet paper? Do I need to stock up now as I have done with light bulbs? Do I have to rent a warehouse of my own to store all of the outlawed and needed items that the blessed government takes away? I really do not want to go through life without toilet paper, and I certainly hope my friends stock up too. It shares the same rank with my bible, God, country and guns.

With all of the tensions that have been created in the last 3 years and the steamrollering of the Republican nomination process by Obama’s Rinos, I just want to be prepared for any situation. The nominating process has had its share of defecate thrown at the Conservatives while the Rinos shower their egos with visions of being the chosen one.  Now this is a situation that needs toilet paper. I just hope for their sake the manufacturers keep manufacturing because Obama is going to be slinging a whole lot of the stinky stuff.

 I wonder how much presidential toilet paper costs? Is it embossed with the word, “taxpayer or liberty?” Oh, I forgot, his don’t stink.

Oh well, we’ll see who comes out smelling like a rose and who needs to stock up. One thing is for sure; no matter whether Obama or a Rino is in the White House, stuff flows downhill and Conservatives need to stock up now. I know it is a hassle, but look at the bright side: We’ll smell like a rose in the end.