Nice TV debate between Obama and Romney 10/3/2012. After that performance I think all of America will want to see the college and law school records of the Affirmative President.

FIFTY YEAR OLD MANURE SPREADER - $1
(White House, WASHINGTON , DC )
Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand.
Said to have been produced in Kenya .
Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled
Into the US via Hawaii .
Of questionable pedigree.
Does not appear to have ever been worked hard.
Apparently, it was pampered by various owners over the years.
It doesn't work very often, but when it does it can sling manure for
Amazing distances.
I am hoping to retire the manure spreader this November.
I really don't want it hanging around getting in the way.
I would prefer a foreign buyer to relocate the manure spreader
Out of the country.
I would be willing to trade it for a nicely framed copy of the
United States Constitution.
Location: Currently being stored in a big white house in Washington, D.C