Into each life a little humor.  I couldn't help myself!  This has been used on several unpopular politicians, but it is still funny!

President BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago. At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented Obama with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, "Walking Eagle." The proud President Obama accepted the plaque and then departed in his motorcade to a fundraiser, waving to the crowds. A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came to select the new name they had given to the President.   They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly