According to how one believes mankind began, either in the Garden of Eden, or by primordial oozes evolving into the egocentric /altruistic beings that populate the planet Earth, mankind has always lived in a world of defecation. I tend to believe that Adam and Eve had to take care of business from time to time, and I also believe the primordial oozes were constantly in contact with this fact of life and if we came from that, we can survive in any situation on Earth.

I know you are…